URI: 
       Gopher
       
       The Gopher protocol is a comunications protocol designed for
       distributing, searching, and retrieving documents in Internet
       Protocol networks.
       
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       [Server]
       
       We use geomyidae as the gopher server for tilde.pink.
       Information for configuring your personal gopher hole on 
       ttilde.pink can be found on the geomyidae page.
       
   DIR Geomyidae
       
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       [Clients]
       
       There are a number of gopher clients available. Here are all the
       clients available on tilde.pink.
       
       VF-1 (Command: "vf1")
       
       Bombadillo (Command: "bombadillo")