The Codeless Code: Case 34 The Naming of Names 
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 The priestess Suku was reviewing the software of her
novices when she found a module whose variable names
displeased her immensely. Value Objects were called vo or
simply obj, regardless of type. Lists were named list1,
list2, etc. The respective Iterators were called i, j, and
(for no fathomable reason) x.

The priestess strode into the temple kitchens where the
novices were preparing the evening meal. She unhooked an
immense rice paddle from its peg, found the offending
developer, and let vent her displeasure on the boy’s
backside.

“What have I done?!” yelped the novice as the paddle landed
with a meaty smack for the tenth time.

“Invective!” answered the priestess. “Verb your expletive
nouns!”

This scene was repeated each night until the novice was
enlightened.