URI: 
       Sample gophermap for Gophernicus
       
       Creating a file called "gophermap" into a directory disables the
       normal resource listing and replaces it with the contents of the map
       file. You can also have inline gophermaps - files with a ".gophermap"
       extension are parsed as gophermaps and displayed in between normal
       resources in alphabetical order.
       
       In a gophermap any line that doesn't contain a <TAB> character is
       automatically converted to an type "i" gopher resource which are
       displayed as plain text in the client. Lines which contain tabs are
       intepreted as gopher resource lines which the client will render as
       links. The first line of a gophermap should be a !Title line
       describing the menu.
       
       Dynamic gophermaps are possible by making the gophermap a script and
       marking it as executable. All script output is parsed just like a
       static gophermap, for example lines without tabs are converted to "i"
       resources. Executable gophermaps are always ran through the default
       shell (/bin/sh) so depending on your operating system that's either
       slow, or really unbearably slow...
       
       The format of a gophermap resource line is simple:
       Xname<TAB>selector<TAB>host<TAB>port
       
       Where:
          X          is the gopher filetype
          name       is an explanation of the resource
          selector   is the path to resource
          host:port  are the hostname and port number to go to
       
       Type and name are mandatory. If you don't specify a selector, the
       name field will be also used as the selector. If you don't specify
       host or port the host:port of the current server are used instead.
       Also make sure to use ONLY ONE TAB between the fields.
       
       Valid filetypes include:
          0   text file
          1   directory
          3   error message
          5   archive file (zip, tar etc)
          7   search query
          8   telnet session
          9   binary file
          g   GIF image
          h   HTML file
          i   info text
          I   generic image file (other than GIF)
          d   document file (ps, pdf, doc etc)
          s   sound file
          ;   video file
          c   calendar file
          M   MIME file (mbox, emails etc)
       
       Additional type characters supported by Gophernicus:
          #          comment - rest of the line is ignored
          !title     menu title (use on the first line)
          -file      hide file from listings
          :ext=type  change filetype (for this directory only)
          ~          include a list of users with valid ~/public_gopher
          %          include a list of available virtual hosts
          =mapfile   include or execute other gophermap
          *          stop processing gophermap, include file listing
          .          stop processing gophermap (default)
       
       Examples of valid resource lines:
       
       1subdir
   DIR Relative internal link
   DIR Absolute internal link
   DIR External link 
   DIR External relative link (which shouldn't work)
  TEXT Finger-to-gopher link
  HTML Link to a website
       
  HTML Link to a local html page
   DOS Link to an tar archive
       
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