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## Review of the Mens Bathroom at my Office ##
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cleanliness: 4/4
  - cleaned several times a day. sometimes there
    are little scaps of paper on the ground here
    or there, and sometimes the rubbish bins are
    too full, but overall very clean.
capacity: 2/4
  - stalls: 2 regular, 1 accessible
    - three stalls is not always enough. sometimes
      I go in there and they're all being used.
      but often I will go into the stall and the
      seat will still be toasty warm from when the
      previous occupant used it, which I enjoy,
      so. pros and cons.
  - urinals: 1 regular, 1 short
    - moot point because I don't use urinals. only
      heathens and barbarians stand while pissing.
      a civilized person sits their ass down to do
      their business.
amenities: 4/4
  - mouthwash and cups
  - advil
  - little flossing sticks
  - little bottles of poo-pourri in the stalls
automation: 1/4
  - autoflush toilets are crazy. they just flush
    and flush and flush while I'm sitting there
    not doing anything as though my back looks
    like a series of dudes coming and going. and
    yet sometimes when I go into a stall there's
    crap in the commode as though some dudes'
    backs look like nothing at all and so the
    damned thing never flushes. what gives!
  - manual water taps
  - paper towels, no hand dryer = lots of wasted
    paper because people don't fucking know how to
    dry their damned hands
    - https://www.ted.com/talks/joe_smith_how_to_use_a_paper_towel
general comments:
  - the number of dudes moaning erotically while
    on the shitter in this place is TOO DAMN HIGH