I have no idea where or when I was born.

I was far too young at the time to remember.

My parents insist it was in Massachusetts, but as far as I know I never stepped foot in the state until I was in my 30s.

There are also documents, but they could be fake.

Best I can tell, I spontaneously came into existence sometime around five or six years old. And even that I'm not 100% certain of.