*fun with felonious felines and fonetik fallacies*


It seems content is king, they all say  
in a somewhat predictable way  
but the thing that I've seen  
(I don't want to sound mean)  
is they'll look at cat pictures all day.  
  

There is nothing at all wrong with that  
memes are, or so they say, where it's at  
but I do some times find  
in my mind thoughts unkind  
for people who ar'n't literat.  
  

Carefully-chosen words have pizazz  
think of gleaming and murmur and spaz  
and that's why I get painz  
all up in my brainz  
at people who find humor in 'haz'  
  

I object to this why? For a start  
cats I assure you are rather smart  
you might think me a dunce  
but consider just once  
how readily they can steal one's heart.  
  

Maybe good content is hard to find  
in one's limited time to unwind  
one's trash is treasure  
to who find pleasure  
within content of the written kind  
  

So go forth and blog once in a while  
with panache, grace, humor, and style  
while you still can  
for you will not, when  
you're stranded on a desert isle.  
  

I know that seems an unlikely fate  
to spring on you at such a late date  
juxtaposition  
an imposition  
and a gimmick that some people hate  
  

so I'll tell you a secret here, friend  
in the hopes that it will not offend  
it, sometimes, is hard  
a little awkward  
to just up and conclude with  
'the end'.