Well, for the first time in a while I didn't fall asleep early. It was a hell of a fight though.

I ordered an Everdrive GB. Thought for a moment that I wouldn't be able to place the order, considering the official shop doesn't take Paypal... but a couple of other sites he suggested at one point when his own was having problems filled in the niche quite nicely (and saved me about $4 to boot, too)