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   DIR EMERGENCY EXIT: tilde.town
       
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   DIR Smoke from the feels engine (don't put your face in front of exhaust)
   DIR tilde.town feels I like
   DIR ad's pukes things
  TEXT The garden
       
        === Visit some other townies ===
       
   DIR dozens' garden (but not dozens of gardens)
       
        === You are now leaving tilde.town ===
       
   DIR Bongusta! (aggregates many phlogs)
       
        === End of ad's gopherspace ===
       
   DIR Wanna go back to tilde.town?
       
               I saw people who complains about the crap on TV
               ...while they keep watching it.
               It's like saying that hammering your balls hurts
               ...while you keep swinging the hammer.
               Don't change channels, change the world
               ...but not before changing yourself.
       
               ******* GO GOPHER!!! ********** :D