Subj : Re: Test
To   : Kostie Muirhead
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sun Sep 20 2020 02:06 pm

 KM> Haha, sounds about accurate to some of the things I've heard from the
 KM> mouths of babes over the years ===

  The little kids, in their innocence, can embarrass the adults so bad,
especially in relation to things at church...whether with a Sunday School
class, or the Children's Sermon:

1) Q: Why we must be quiet in church??
   A: Because people are trying to sleep!!

2) Q: What must we do to obtain forgiveness of sin??
   A: First, we have to sin. 

3) Q: Does anyone know what a resurrection is??
   A: If you have one for more than 4 hours, call the ambulance!!

Daryl

.... Frisbyterian: When you die, your soul goes up on the roof.
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